Natural Light

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Bought this to boil bratwurst and had one can left over. Wish I hadn’t opened it. Taste is reminiscent of extremely old Budweiser, with a charmingly foul taste. Slightly metallic, which could be from the can.

So I decided after having suffered through a Colt .45 that continuing with the swill tonight wouldn’t be too bad... uh huh, what did I know. I decided to go get something else about 5 minutes before the stores stopped selling alcohol. Now I’m wondering why I bothered... horrible stuff. This crud is about as pale yellow as beer could be and still be called beer. Foamy white head with maybe a hint of corn and grain in the aroma. Sweet rice flavor with a heavy acidic accent. Is this shit legal to sell? I honestly didn’t think that anything could be worse than my other two 0.6 ratings... I was wrong.

Pale yellow color with a medium frothy white head. Aroma of grain, corn and wet cardboard. Flavor of light rice and some cardboard.

Nothing much to say about this wonderful beer, typical in all college gatherings, I don’t understand why people don’t fork out an additional 1 dollar and get a case of Keystone Light bottles, not like that is saying much either, but I think the taste is a supurb comparison.

Ok. I had to rerate this beer, just had it with some spicy jalapeno meatloaf. It’s not as bad as my lower rating would describe. This beer must be served at near freezing temperatures for optimum jalapeno-cutting abilities. This beer deserves at least a 1.

Canned beer at a college party. Pours very light yellow with a fully receding white head. Aroma of very mild breadiness, adjuncts, and metallic lager yeast. Taste is watery with plenty of adjuncts, but when compared to other A/B products the additional water actually diminishes the nastiness. Mouthfeel is watery with fizzy and high unpleasant carbonation. Beer pong? No thanks, I prefer my beer without grass clippings and dirt.

For what you pay, this beer is actually a 5.0 But that’s only because you pay very, very little.

Got a small sample of my brothers beer to rate. Pale gold, white head, grainy nose, and ricey flavor.

I was recently forced to drink this at a party. Warm piss would have been tastier. It’s a wonder to me why the beers are even brewed.