Natural Light

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Worse than Natty Ice. Doesn’t even give you the benefit of being drunk while tortured.

Can in Florida. This may be one of shortest rating ever. The name of this beer is great way to rate: natural light moist air.

Pours very pale yellow. Horrible beer, with not much taste, aroma, or substance. Avoid this like the plague.

Can. Head is initially average sized, frothy, white, mostly diminishing. Body is clear light yellow. Aroma is lightly malty (grain, cereal), with a hint of solvent. Flavor is moderately sweet, lightly acidic. Finish is lightly sweet, lightly acidic, lightly bitter. Light body, watery texture, fizzy carbonation. This is anything but Natural. You can tell things are getting tough around here when I'll actually pay money for a can of this just to have something to rate. Not as offensive as I expected/hoped (Miller High Life Light is worse), more bland than truly repulsive.

12 oz. Forsooth, long have I missed thee, most Natural of Lights! Yea, have I climbed the walls of Tartarus, and swum the river Styx in my search for just one, sweet can of thy precious nectar, as a 6-pack twas beyond my power of purchase, and LO, I have found thee at last, in a small Countree Storr, nestled in these Greenest of mountains, and now I pull thy fine aluminum tab, and forth flows....what, methinks this is not the Ambrosial nectar promised by the Lords of Busch, Anheuser and Co.; why, verily ’tis pale as the straw my demm mare eateth...’tis smelling of mere corn syrup and the cakes one finds in those porcelain receptacles for the liquid excetions of men...it tasteth of mere carbonated water, and brackish water downriver from paper factories at that...and it hath a sour, bitter after-burning sensation reminiscent of the effluvia of volcanos, or my mother-in-law. Yea, this be no drink for the Gods, nor even man nor beast...these Lords of Anheuser and Busch must verily demons be, and their unholy grip on the hearts and minds of this fair nation, I do solemnly swear to contend with, with all the strength of my very sinews and the heart in my breast!

32 oz. brown bottle. Slightly corny aroma, but noble hop is lightly present. Pale golden color with a vigorous white head. The bubbles are elegantly small. Very thin in body with almost creamy carbonation. It has pale malt sweetness, and there is almost enough hop to balance (it wouldn’t take much). Many NAs are better in taste, but I could drink this, if a gun was held to my head. The finish is a bit papery, and the bitter is almost not there.

Hey, at least it tastes better than Natural Ice! Although I guess that’s not a hearty recomendation... Can.

Tried again recently. No real flaws. Just light and a little corny. Goes down easy. What can you say about a beer with almost no flavor and hardly any smell?? It has some alcohol and doesn’t taste offensive. About as close to water with a little alcohol as you can get.