Natural Light

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Worst. Beer. Ever.

Damn, this is just terrible. It’s so watery that you could fill a fishtank with it and the fish would be just fine. Horrendous.

A few years back, I was in a bar in Wilmington, NC (The Barbary Coast) and some Bud Girls came in handing some beer out for free. Naturally (no pun intended), we leaped at an opportunity for free beer. Although, once we found out that it was Unnatural Light, well, she had to twist our arms to take them. We didn't finish them. RERATE: Clear as glass and yellow with a frothy, big-bubbled head that fades fast. Very carbonated and light; watery; rough and sharp at times; not smooth. Carbonation carried away most of the little flavors that there were. Dusty, DMS aroma and flavors. Some metallic and corn off-flavors. Just the smallest hint of bitterness.

Just when you think you are getting a buzz, you have to go to the bathroom and then start all over again, it just goes right through you.

This beer serves a purpose. It is good for binge drinking. The flavor is somewhat sour, a little chemically, and mostly water. You can drink about 30 of these. It’s cheap, and bad, and if I was going the mass produced pale lager route, I could think of at least three variations that I would choose before this one.

Side-by-side with Keystone Light and Rolling Rock Light. The most washed-out color of the three and the most starchy head, white and dense, though not especially large on my pour. The flavor was the least offensive of the three, avoiding the worst of the "carbonated mineral water" flavor found in the other two. The palate also had the softest carbonation of the three. Still, deadly dull--the best of three losers.

And it comes with the cigarette butt already in the can, to save time.

Got a small sample of my brothers beer to rate. Pale gold, white head, grainy nose, and ricey flavor.