Rock Bottom Lumpy Dog Light Lager

Brewed by Rock Bottom Corporate Office
Style: Pale Lager
Louisville, Colorado USA

Tap, King of Prussia. Pours a clear barely yellow colored body with a pretty nice creamy white head that had decent retention. Very light corn aroma, but not offensive though. Flavor has all the vegetal and corn flavors expected, very watery with no trace of hops at all. Mouthfeel is very thin and watery with moderate prickly carbonation. Like they say, it’s like having sex in a canoe. Fucking close to water.

Tap. Really weak pale yellow brew. Slight malt character with high fizzyiness. Lite sweet taste. Basicly piss that is pasted off as beer.

Transparent and magnifying pale straw yellow in color with an attractive, creamy and milky white head. Lemon freshness and fabric sheets buttery grace the nose. A pungent, grainy and corn-laden aroma – coupled with sugar crusted corn chex – does nothing to entice. One of the most spot-on Miller Lite clones I’ve had, pocked with a touch of lemon suds and lemon-accented pillowy croissants. Cool, crisp and sweetened corn grain gains a golden promise hanging onto the back of the throat. Mild garden hop bite gives a green stem lick at the tonsils, but the toasted corn husks win in the end.

Draught at the brewpub. Clear golden color with thin white head that left a bit of lace. Smelled of cereal grain and light sprucy hops. Flavor was similar. Dry on the tongue.
Earlier Rating: 11/11/2006 Total Score: 2.9
Draught at the brewpub. Clear gold color with thin white head that left a bit of lace on the glass. Not much aroma other than light sprucy hops. Fresh cereal grain and subdued sprucy hop flavor. Not bad.

Watery, wet grain, grassy. Light alcoholic flavor. Light yellow with an average head. Good lacing. Bannana esters.

Draft at Rock Bottom in Denver. Hard to believe I’m the first to rate this.... Gold bodied. Aroma has some soft grainy notes, maltiness, and light lemon. Taste is mainly malt and light grains. Some cereal notes. Very clean flavor to this. Body is light but surprisingly not too fizzy. Ends with more malt, light grains, some grassy notes and a touch of lemon. Actually not bad!

Draught at Brewpub during RBSG DC 06 Weekend Clear gold, no head or lacing. Nose of husky pale malt, light hop and some sweetness. The flavor is sweet, grassy and husky. The finish is weak, too acidic and watery.
Earlier Rating: 3/23/2006 Total Score: 2.3
Great White American Light Tap at Rock Bottom in La Jolla, CA: Clear yellow color with creamy sticky head. Nose of is very light (go figure) with just a touch of light grain. There’s just a touch of bitterness and hops in the flavor. Average typical light beer you’ll always find first in line on a sampler tray in places like this.

Sampled at Denver Brewpub. Straw colored. Not much aroma. Taste is light sweet malts, a touch of esters and light balancing hops.