In Australia, a ’falcon’ is now pretty much nationally known as an event when a footballer is smacked in the head by a football (soocer excluded as headers are deliberate falcons). This doesn’t have the same effect on you, unless perhaps you had about a dozen of these piss poor Asian lagers. A better use of the can would be to throw it at the bloody scone of the San Mig brewer who came up this with rubbish in the vain hope you could bring him to his senses and make a beer that had some integrity. Fat chance.

Canned. Clear golden. Strong appley aroma. Watery with notes of cereals but no hops to be found. Not one of the better tropical lagers.

Can
Light blond color. Poor paper-like aroma. Sweet in the front, corn, more bitter at the end. A bit oily and metallic. Quite disgusting.