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Shorts Soft Parade

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873.25/5.03.22/5.0Special9%87.6Flute
Commercial Description:
Liquified laughter from fruit filled disaster.
Simply put: Fruit Rye Ale. A bountiful blend of toasted rye flakes and two row malted barley make wort fermented with 200 pounds of pureed strawberries, blueberries, raspberries and blackberries resulting in a sweet fruity delicacy. Intoxicatingly refreshing and brewed special for those ladies who enjoy their wine.

14 I.B.U.’s
20 deg. Plato
9 % A.B.V.
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 JoshuaB (427), Detroit, Michigan, USA
3.8 Aroma Appearance Flavor Palate Overall
7/104/57/104/516/20

Aug 13, 2009  
A fairly quaffable (sp?), albeit gay beer. Doubt it is 9%. Shorts still rules though

 beerbill (1953), Laurel, New York, USA
3.6 Aroma Appearance Flavor Palate Overall
7/104/57/103/515/20
Dec 5, 2009  
12 oz. bottle courtesy of a trade with jgd0608. Pours a hazy pink/red/purple/gold (a combination of the four) with a massive sudsy pale pink head that made it difficult to pour and lingered through to the last sip leaving large sudsy blotches of foam on the sides of the glass. Pleasant aroma of malt and berries. The flavor is again malt and berries with the berry flavors being a bit restrained and not overwhelming as is often the case. In addition, the berry flavors are more reminiscent of fresh berries and do not taste artificial. No sign of the 9% abv. This is a nice, solid, refreshing fruit beer that I would gladly purchase if it were sold on Long Island.


 BDR (2160), Roseville, Minnesota, USA
3.2 Aroma Appearance Flavor Palate Overall
7/104/56/103/512/20
Dec 3, 2009  
Damn shorts gives good head! Everything I’ve had from them just about overflows from the glass!! Massive rocky pink head on this dark amber beer. The berry medley comes through nicely on the nose. The body has an almost medicinal tinge and plenty of berry flavor to go around.


 GAManiac (1165), Atlanta, Georgia, USA
2.9 Aroma Appearance Flavor Palate Overall
7/104/55/102/511/20
Nov 30, 2009  
12oz bottle courtesy of a generous MI BA. Major gusher alert on this one as this one exploded out of the bottle before I could get it into a bottle. The ensuing pour was 3/4 head. After it settles down a bit, the body is a hazy pinkish brown with a gigantic white head which shows pink hues as well. The head recedes very slowly and leaves clumps of foam on the sides. The aroma is light with lots of sugary sweet with some definite strawberry and raspberry presence. There is a sweet malt aroma in the background as well The initial taste is raspberries but with the lightly bitter blackberry and blueberry coming out much more than the aroma. The light malt backbone is present just to support the fruits and the finish is bitter with blackberries being the most prominent fruit for me. There is distinct medicinal aftertaste on this one though. The mouthfeel is light and extremely effervescent with lots of carbonation. I do think the carbonation is a bit overdone as it’s extremely bubbly and takes away from the taste a bit. It’s a very refreshing beer but the taste doesn’t have the fruit presence that I was expecting from the nose.


 thirdeye11 (535), Texas, USA
3.1 Aroma Appearance Flavor Palate Overall
6/104/56/103/512/20
Nov 21, 2009  
( 12oz bottle thanks to BMan1113VR) Pours ruby grapefruit red with faint head. Nose of strawberry and other berries. Taste is artificial sweetener and berry syrup, as well as oranges.


 msante79 (830), Orland Hills, Illinois, USA
3.4 Aroma Appearance Flavor Palate Overall
6/104/57/103/514/20
Nov 11, 2009  
12oz bottle from Cloverleaf. Pours pinkish amber with massive pinkish off-whit head. Aroma is loaded with sweet fruit such as strawberries and raspberry with some sweetness ad malts. Flavor is strawberry, raspberry, malt, and mild tartness. Nice carbonatinand has nice full mouthfeel for fruitbeer. While not the most complex beer, I am surprised by some of the low ratings as I thoght it was a solid offering.


 skoll (132), Traverse City, Michigan, USA
3.2 Aroma Appearance Flavor Palate Overall
4/104/58/104/512/20
Nov 4, 2009  
Pours a reddish-purplish-amber color from 12 oz bottle with a fairly fizzy pinkish head. Aroma is sweet and mildly tart raspberry and blackberry and some plastic notes. Flavor is also sweet and fruity with blueberry, blackberry, and raspberry syrup, Mild tartness. Palate is rather light for the ABV with lively carbonation.


 Sparky27 (1596), Phoenix, Arizona, USA
3 Aroma Appearance Flavor Palate Overall
6/103/56/103/512/20
Oct 31, 2009  
12oz courtesy of TheCheeseMan - thanks Daniel! This one was a gusher. What was left poured a hazy purple with a foamy 4 finger pink head. The nose is raspberries and strawberries. The taste was pretty much the same with some light earthy rye in the backend. Medium prickly mouthfeel. An ok beer.


 travita (1910), Frisco, Texas, USA
3.3 Aroma Appearance Flavor Palate Overall
6/103/57/103/514/20
Oct 27, 2009  
Bottle thanks to Bman. The smell is cardboard, fruits, raspberries, and different. The look is pink with a pink head. The taste is the same as the smell. Alcohol.



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