Sleeman Clear

Brewed by Sleeman Brewing & Malting Co. (Sapporo)
Style: Pale Lager
Guelph, Canada

Can from the LCBO. Very pale yellow with a large white head that disappears frighteningly fast. Aroma of... uh, nothing, basically. Perhaps a hint of something vaguely beer-like, but it’s fleeting at best. Body is light and fizzy. Flavour - there’s none. At all. Not even a smidge. Seriously, it’s like drinking club soda. Unbelievable. I should start selling carbonated water with some yellow food colouring as "low carb beer" - I could make a killing!

Ah I'm the lab rat here arn't I. Has no one dared yet to try this "beer" ....One thing you need to know about this beer. Club soda with a little beer flavouring.... only 2.5 grams of carbs... good for you Sleemans I'm sure someone will be proud of you... Currently only available in Ontario.... pitty for us yokals... This is a CLEARly unremarkable waste of PREMIUM money.... Way to go Sleemans way to go for knocking yourself down even further in the rungs.

It pours a clear limpid yellow NOT necessarily NOT alike toilet water after relieving one's bladder. Aroma is reminiscent of a prodigious baby skunk with obvious defense potential. The taste is another story though, it's a complex mixture from the most distinct and unattainable sources of waters from 8 specific islands hidden to humanity until John Sleeman had a dream which revealed him the tremendous potential of their sacred water. Stuff of legend. Welcome to the top 10!

I'm not quite sure what supernatural power persuaded me to buy a six pack of this stuff. That being said, here's what I have to say. It tasted like carbonated water with a pinch of beer in it. Feelt like soda going down. Made me feel bloated, and isn't it supposed to be "low carb"? Bleh!!!

330ml can. Pale straw in colour. Head is sparse. Hard to get an aroma off this - maybe hay and grass. Almost devoid of all flavour - pretty much carbonated water. It’s clear all right, clear from those intrustive beer like flavours of hops and malt.

Looks like piss, smells sour/rancid, taste like water, feels like water also. Very poor, dont touch this stuff. I believe this is their ’light/low carb’ brew and is one of the better ones when compared to the other large breweries Ive heard.

(bottle - 11.5 oz) Clear yellow. Looks like apple juice, but unfortunately doesn’t smell like it. Very rancid and sour smell of rotten hops. I drank some, but tasted nothing. Literally nothing. I wonder if there was beer in this.

It's April Fool's Day. Only reason to rate this one. Yes it is as lifeless as everyone makes it out to be. There is nothing about this beverage that remotely resembles beer. Bottle (clear).