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Sweetwater Dank Tank Big Ol’ Belgian Blue Balls 3.37 44

Sweetwater Dank Tank Big Ol’ Belgian Blue Balls

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443.46/5.03.37/5.0Special9%93.1Flute
Commercial Description:
There once was an old Belgian man who walked his donkey past a blueberry patch that was tended to by a beautiful maiden named Paige. Her blueberries were the juiciest in the land, which legend has it was due to her tending her patch in the nude. Every day as the old Belgian walked past the naked farmer with the fantastic berries, he was left with the most painful set of blue balls ever bestowed on a man. Brewed in the old man’s honor, we created a hefty 9% alc/vol Belgian wheat & rye concoction which features a squirt of the naked girl’s fresh organic blueberries from Serenbe Farms, giving Big Ol Belgian Blue Balls a slight taint of blueberry undertones to help him ease the pain. It’ll leave you lusting for more!
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 aracauna (2391), Georgia, USA
3.6 Aroma Appearance Flavor Palate Overall
7/104/57/104/514/20

Sep 27, 2009  
Despite not having that large of a head, this beer has a bit of a foamy mouthfeel from the carbonation. When I realized this was a blueberry beer, visions of Sweetwater Blue, the brewery’s only bad beer, danced in my head. Luckily, the qualities I hate about Blue aren’t present here. The fruit is really an undercurrent to the yeasty and malty qualities of this beer. Nicely done Belgian strong ale.

 osu97gp (175), Atlanta, Georgia, USA
3.3 Aroma Appearance Flavor Palate Overall
6/103/57/103/514/20
Dec 5, 2009  
Pours a nice copper color with minimal white head. Aroma is fruity with a hint of cloves. Flavor is mostly fuity with yeast as well with an apple cider like finish. I definately can taste the alcohol as well. Overall a decent fruit beer.


adwileski (3), Georgia, USA
does not count click to see why this rating of Sweetwater Dank Tank Big Ol’ Belgian Blue Balls does not count
3.5 Aroma Appearance Flavor Palate Overall
6/104/57/103/515/20
Nov 21, 2009  
I think a majority of the blueberries fell out of the beer leaving only the slightest of hints. This was not superb but it was a good normal beer.


 kp (8396), Woodstock, Georgia, USA
3 Aroma Appearance Flavor Palate Overall
6/104/56/103/511/20
Nov 7, 2009  

Name: Blue Balls
Date: August 29, 2009
Mode: Bottle
Source: Tasting, Cellar Party
Appearance: hazy copper, wispy off white head, drippy lace
Aroma: sweet and fruity aroma, lots of fruity esters, light fusel alcohol
Flavor: sweet malt flavor, touch of sweet fruityness, light esters, hint of spicyness

Name: Blue Balls
Date: October 20, 2009
Mode: bottle
Words: Hop City
big rich and fruity blueberry bubblegum,

Aroma: 6/10; Appearance: 7/10; Flavor: 6/10; Palate: 6/10; Overall: 11/20
Rating: 3/5.0
Drinkability: 7/10
Score: *4


 kosko20 (313), Bemidji, Minnesota, USA
3.3 Aroma Appearance Flavor Palate Overall
7/104/57/103/512/20
Nov 1, 2009  
An alright beer, sampled at Darkness Day. Pours a clear light orange red with no head. Aroma is yeast, clove and berries. Flavor is sweet. Palate is sour, bretty and thin.


 FlssmrBrewAlum (1157), Lisle, Illinois, USA
3.3 Aroma Appearance Flavor Palate Overall
7/103/57/103/513/20
Nov 1, 2009  
22 oz bottle courtesy of GAManiac. Thanks, Grant! POurs a muted orange amber, a bit hazy, getting darker as it goes up, a small offwhite head that laces a bit. Aromas are grainy, cereal malts, light sweetness of honey, wheat, and a light fruity berry essence. Slight Belgian yeast, doughy. Initial is lighter side of medium bodied, flour, dough, bread, and cereal malts up front, wheat with a light Belgian spice, decent banana, slight pear and apple fruitiness, a bit of dry champagne, light blueberry after all the cereal malts. Very subtle rye malts, Belgian yeast comes on stronger further in, dry and fruity, as the berry helps ease that down a bit, but still pretty much banana and Belgian yeast forward after everything. A bit of florals, light bitterness in the finish. This is ok, but not a huge fruit element overall for me, just a bit of a lacking Belgian.. not bad.


 Skyview (4057), Papoose Jct., Minnesota, USA
3.4 Aroma Appearance Flavor Palate Overall
7/103/56/103/515/20
Nov 1, 2009  
Sampled from 22-oz bomber during Darkness Day 2009 in Brooklyn Center, MN. Pours a semi-clear dark amber colored brew with a thin off-white head that quickly dissipates. Aroma of Belgian yeast, bread dough, a hint of banana and some light berries. Taste is medium bodied, some carbonation with flavors of Belgian yeast, banana esters, some light tart berries, golden grain malt and some rye. Finish is semi-sweet with a yeast and golden grain malt aftertaste. Blueberries are well hidden in this special beer.


 unclemattie (2422), Georgia, USA
3.5 Aroma Appearance Flavor Palate Overall
7/105/59/105/59/20
Oct 31, 2009  
22oz bottle. Blue ’Dank Tank’ Label. Deep Amber color. Rock white head. No aroma of fresh bluebeeries. Only the aroma of fresh sourdough dough, a nice Belgian yeast spice character. Lots of bread in the nose. No fruit. Flavor is the same. Lots of bread, no fruit. Very dry, full bodied. Lots of malt, heavy chewy texture. Finishes with a bit of a sweet apple cider tartness. A bit of sweet in the end. Very good, don’t know if I’d go running for this one again though.


 Ibrew2or3 (2766), Safety Harbor, Florida, USA
3.7 Aroma Appearance Flavor Palate Overall
7/104/57/104/515/20
Oct 30, 2009  
These blue balls are courtesy of markwise. Pours clear deep copper with amber core and thin off white head. The aroma is interesting to say the least with Belgian spicy yeast notes, light fruity blueberry and along with spiced apple. The taste brings up some of the same characteristics. I get yeasty spice moving into berry fruitiness, winter spices and apple.



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