Tooheys Blue Ice

Brewed by Tooheys (Lion Nathan Co.)
Style: Low Alcohol
Lidcombe, Australia

Light straw body, poor head, sweet and boring, a little bit smoother and a little bit sweeter than the gold, lacing, vanilla malt, head lasted well. Hopefully they wont bring this across to W.A.

I guess you can slam them down fast. But because its light it doesn't matter much. Completely crap really and not worth buying or trying

Weird, dull, tinny colour with a clumpy head which formed a shape which looked like a crumpled up used condom - looks like they’re using chemical heading agents to me. Very little aroma, but there was a faint tomato sauce tinge to it. Very watery flavour with a hint of brown sugar and apples. No hop character at all. A bit fizzy and bloating. It’s no good, but it’s hardly offensive. Frankly I was expecting more (less?)

Bottle. Pale yellow in colour with a thin white head. Thin bodied and highly carbonated. Watery and flavourless. Fizzy mouthfeel. Boring and Bland. Terrible.

i think the contents is 99.9% water. the other .1% is a cheap beer strained throught an old sock.

canned. couldn’t be a whole lot worse - flavourless, very fizzy, yellow, some chemical nasties. dang

Without doubt the worst beer I have ever tasted. I would sooner have an enema.....

Some say they’d, "rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy", but this stuff will make them reconsider. Extremely pale, watery, insipid and weak.