"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-Dave Barry
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her."
-W.C. Fields
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