Beer Ratings: Rants

	Bud Light 1.5 Anheuser-Busch InBev (AB InBev) St. Louis, Missouri 4% Canadian version by labbatt fair size head that dissipates fairly quickly. Smell is stronger than expected, smells like a cheap lager. Taste is stronger than expected, but bad, mainly over fermented grain. It's also over carbonated, with coarse soda like carbonation. didgerito
	Deschutes Tropical Fresh IPA 1.3 Deschutes Brewery Bend, Oregon Hazy pale from a can. Nose is sorta sweet perfumy hops. First taste is a weird fruity thing followed by a big hop bitter blast. Now my taste buds are ruined for a while. Second big swig is the same, but now my buds are genuflecting and kneeling before the hops idol. Whew, quite a nasty brew for a cheap pale lager lover as myself. OK, now that I'm in the middle of this session, let me see if my flavor detecting devices have anything left to detect. Well, now I see its getting quite medicinal. Let me think, as a child did I take some kind of medicine from bottle that makes me reminisce while drinking this so called tropical bitter juice?? Yea, when I think tropical flavors, I never imagined this, whew. Finishes as it started, clear down to the last drop this mouth coating SOB just wants to be a terribly on style egotistic haughty conceited IPA bastard. Well, at least I'm getting a little alky activity in my happy receptors, thereby increasing dopamine release in the NAc. This brew seems to be modifying the function of my dopaminergic neurons more directly by entering the brain. Finally, at least its worth something. cheap
	Eleventh Hour FOSSL 1.9 Eleventh Hour Brewing Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Orange brown with a medium sized foamy head. Bitter and toasty with strong Windex and citrus. Long Windex finish. Medium body. FROTHINGSLOSH
	Basqueland Into the Abyss 1.5 Basqueland Brewing Hernani, Basque Country --Sample, thanks oh6gdx! -- Black, small head. Aroma of coconut, syrupy caramel and custard. Sticky sweet with full body and rounded, sticky mouthfeel. Bloody Mars bars, just loads of coconut, milk chocolate and caramel. All covered in sickly sweet custard. Generic syrupy pastry sh*t with all the dull,expensive but generic adjuncts added for no other reason than the bling. omhper
	Sapporo Yebisu 1.9 Sapporo Breweries Tokyo , Tokyo Una cerveza con unas notas a malta ligeramente marcadas. Cuerpo dorado con espuma que se disipa rápidamente. WillySenpai
	Kirin Lager 1.3 Kirin Brewery Company (Kirin Holdings) Tokyo, Tokyo Una cerveza con un color dorado opaco. Espuma que decae rápido, y un amargor nada agradable en boca. WillySenpai
	Dub i Obruch Bochkovoe 1.8 Zavod Trekhsosensky Dimitrovgrad, Ulyanovsk Oblast Bottle @ Fonefan tasting. Clear golden with a white head. Aroma is sweet, malty and grainy. Flavor is medium sweet and light bitter. Sweet and light bitter finish. 270424 Rasmus40
	San Miguel Chocolate Lager 1.8 San Miguel Thailand Banmai, Mueang, Pathum Thani Province, Thailand Can @ fonefan tasting. Medium head with medium duration. Color is dark brown. Aroma and taste are rich artificial chocolate, caramel, malt and has a sweet chocolate finish. Not good. saxo

	San Miguel Chocolate Lager 1.7 San Miguel Thailand Banmai, Mueang, Pathum Thani Province, Thailand Can @ Fonefan tasting. Clear red brown with an off-white head. Aroma is sweet, malty and cheap cocoa. Flavor is medium sweet. Sweet finish. 270424 Rasmus40
	Reeb Full Malt 1.9 Shanghai Asia Pacific Brewery (Heineken) Shanghai, China Frothy white fair mostly diminishing head. Yellow colour. Light malty and hoppy aroma. Light bitter flavor. Short light bitter finish. watery palate. HenrikSoegaard
	Reeb Full Malt 1.6 Shanghai Asia Pacific Brewery (Heineken) Shanghai, China Can @ Fonefan tasting. Clear yellow with a white head. Aroma is sweet, malty and cardboard. Flavor is medium sweet and light bitter. Sweet finish. 270424 Rasmus40
	Hinano Gold 1.8 La Brasserie de Tahiti (Heineken) Papeete, Tahiti, French Polynesia Bottle @ fonefan tasting. Medium head with medium duration. Color is golden. Aroma and taste are malt, hops and straw. Sweet malty finish. saxo
	Hinano Gold 1.6 La Brasserie de Tahiti (Heineken) Papeete, Tahiti, French Polynesia Bottle @ Fonefan tasting. Clear golden with a white head. Aroma is sweet, malty and grainy. Flavor is medium sweet. Sweet finish. 270424 Rasmus40
	Lervig Jule Bock 1.9 Lervig Stavanger, Rogaland --Sample, thanks oh6gdx! -- Clear ruby, mid sized head. Ashy, toasty nose. Dry with light body and clean, rock hard mouthfeel. Sharp and ashy, razor thin. Resinous metallic finish. omhper
	Abashiri Okhotsk Blue Ryuhyo Draft 1.7 Abashiri Beer Abashiri, Hokkaido 23Jan2024 Bitter grain malts, floral notes, cardboard, chemicals. Clear blueish, medium, creamy, blueish head. Medium bitter. Bitter stare, grass, floral notes, med carb, full bod. Bizarre stuff, Lysterine with floral flavours. Can at The Ritz-Carlton, Hong Kong (香港麗思卡爾頓酒店), West Kowloon. MrTipple